Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | May 19, 2012

Keep it moving! Just a little exercise does a body great.

I’m a Fresh Air geek. Love that show, and I walk around NYC with huge Bose headphones listening to podcasts of great interviews by my gal, Terry Gross. So when she recently interviewed another hero of mine, the NYTimes’ PhysEd columnist Gretchen Reynolds, I received a nice dose of double happiness.  Their conversation got me through rush hour on the subway nicely, in fact.

The First 20 Minutes

 Reynolds’ new book, The First 20 Minutes, is about the importance of NOT being sedentary. A little exercise goes a long way, and Reynolds has the research to back up her findings. One of her tips, in fact, is to stand up every 20 minutes at work. Just stand. Or better still, walk around your office a bit. Science shows it really gets the blood circulating and has very strong overall health benefits. Reynolds conducts her interviews standing and puts her paperwork on a music stand in front of her. Yeah, I bet that looks odd but it’s a pretty solid idea. Here is some more take away from her conversation with Terry.

To Stretch Or Not To Stretch?: Research now suggests that stretching before a workout isn’t necessarily a good thing, because it causes the brain to think you’re about to tear those muscles, says Reynolds. “When you stretch and hold a pose, the brain thinks you are about to damage yourself and it then sends out nerve impulses that actually tighten the muscles,” she explains. “… The result is, you’re less ready for activity, not more ready for activity.”

Don’t Skip The Warm-Up: Science suggests that a very easy warmup — a light jog, for example — may be all that most of us need. “What you want to do when you warm up is warm up the tissues,” she says. “You want to get the muscles, the tendons — all of the parts of your body — warm, and the best way to do that is to use those tissues.” Reynolds recommends jogging before a run or an intense sports match. Personally, I start my workouts with a set of 10 walkouts: begin by standing and bend over to touch your toes and then literally walk your hands out on the floor ahead of you and inchworm your body down to the floor until you are in a pushup position. Dip and float through into an upward dog (or do a pushup), push back into downward dog, walk back to your toes with your hands, and then, keeping your legs straight and using your glutes, abs and quads to lift you, return to a standing position. It’s part yoga, part elementary gym class, and it will get your muscles warm and moving. Just what ol’ Gretchen ordered.

Running’s Rewards And Risks: Running reduces the risks of heart disease and diabetes, helps maintain your weight and improves brain health. “There’s very good science that running for even 30 minutes or so doubles the number of brain cells in certain portions of the brain related to memory,” says Reynolds. “Running is wonderful for the health of your body.” But the injury rate among runners, she cautions, is extremely high — with as many as 75 percent of runners getting one injury a year. “So running can be very hard on the body at the same time it’s very good for the body,” she says.

Humans Were Made For Walking: Walking may be the single best exercise that exists on the planet, Reynolds says. It’s low-impact and has a relatively low risk for injury. “Walking appears to be what the human body was built for,” she explains. Even 15 minutes will reduce your risk for heart disease and diabetes.

The Difference Between Fitness And Health: Becoming fit and becoming healthier are two different things. “You can become healthy with a much lower amount and a much lower intensity of exercise,” says Reynolds. “A nice easy walk will improve your health. If you make it a little … harder or a little more difficult for you to walk, you will become more fit and you will get more benefits. But even if you just walk lightly, you will be healthier than if you don’t do anything.”

Hydration Hype: We don’t need eight glasses of water a day to stay hydrated. “What we now know is that if you drink to thirst, if you listen to the little voice in your head that says, ‘You need water,’ you will drink as much as you need,” Reynolds says. “You don’t need to stay ahead of your thirst. Drink what you want, and you will almost certainly be fine.”

The Ultimate Post Heavy-Workout Beverage: Use chocolate milk to replenish sugars after an intense 60 minute workout. Reynolds calls it an “ideal recovery beverage” because it has the right ratio of carbs and proteins to aid your body’s recovery process. But be careful, she warns. This is a recovery drink for muscles that have really expended a ton of energy. If you’ve, say, walked for 30 minutes, even though it’s great, you have not burned off the calories of chocolate milk. Calories in = calories out to keep your weight and to lose, calories in must be less that calories out. As Angela Landsbury sang, it’s a “tale as old as time…” and to date there’s no way around it, so if you enjoy fitness (a big calories burner), you’re way ahead of the game. Frisbee anyone? xxoo Steph

Guys, look at this.  It made me laugh, for sure.Yes, running can be pretty lonely and coming home to this kind of, ah, support, would be great :)

If you want to add to the conversation, submit what Ryan says to you here: heyrunnergirl@gmail.com xxooSteph

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Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | May 9, 2012

Top 6 Workout Recovery Foods

Here’s a story from Yahoo! today that is pretty cool, The Top 6 Workout Recovery Foods. After a tough workout, I am usually not hungry…and then about 45 minutes later I am RAVENOUS.  Must…eat…now. Instead of reaching for a salty snack, go for the healthy options below. One thing I’d add is a protein shake - I make a mean one that I totally recommend (yummmmm.)

xxoo Steph

Top 6 Workout Recovery Foods

Wednesday, May 2, 2012 12:49 am
Written by: Dual Fit

1) Whole Grain Cereal: You may have heard that you should eat carbs before a workout, which is true, but you should also consume them after as well. Carbohydrates can help your body fight the fatigue that it feels after a workout by restoring your glycogen stores. When you exercise, you are using up all of your glycogen stores (or energy stores.) It’s really important to replenish them after a workout so that you do not experience that sleepy feeling. Any carbohydrate snack will do but whole grains are always the best choice.

2) Cherries: Cherries are kind of like a magical fruit. They have many anti-inflammatory properties, which are really important for relieving muscle soreness. The antioxidant that gives cherries this healing ability is called anthocyanins. Many athletes consume tart cherry juice prior to workouts for this reason. Instead of popping that ibuprofen or Advil, reach for some nice, fresh cherries or cherry juice instead.

3) Nuts:Walnuts, almonds, brazil nuts — whatever kind of nuts you want. All kinds of nuts are very high in Vitamin E. This vitamin has muscle strengthening powers which will ultimately help to fight muscle soreness. Once you begin to get stronger, you will notice that you are not as sore as you were were when you first began training. When you have been training for a while, your muscles are stronger and you don’t tear the muscle as much as you did in the beginning. Less tears equals less soreness. Vitamin E also helps repair the damage that was done to the muscle tissue. Eat foods high in Vitamin E, like nuts, to help build that muscle strength…and keep training.

4) Berries: Berries such as strawberries, blueberries, blackberries and raspberries all contain antioxidants called polyphenols. These antioxidants are what protect your cells against damage. Aside from their ability to reduce muscle pain, they also help protect against all the other damages that can be done to our cells that can cause cancer. Generally, the darker the berry, the more antioxidants it contains so try to eat dark berries such as blackberries and blueberries. They are a healthy and delicious snack. You can even throw them into your protein shake for an added bonus.

5) Salmon: Fish in general is loaded with protein and a ton of essential fatty acids. Fatty acids help to reduce inflammation which in turn fights muscle soreness. Not a fan of fish? Take a fish oil supplement.

6) Eggs: Particularly egg yolks. Ignore the cholesterol factor. Eggs are high in protein and Vitamin D. Both of these two things help fight muscle soreness and aid in muscle growth. Vitamin D has become one of the biggest deficiencies in the American diet. It is really important to consume foods high in this vitamin, especially to help reduce muscle pain. Many people tend to get rid of the yolk of the egg because of the added cholesterol and calories but those calories in the yolk are all really good calories. They provide vitamin D and protein. Eat the whole egg. If you do have high cholesterol, try to limit yourself to a couple whole eggs a week and consume Vitamin D fortified low fat milk.

Overview: All of these foods are high in many nutrients and vitamins that your body needs on a daily basis in order to sustain life. They all have the ability to reduce muscle soreness and inflammation so it’s important to include them in your diet. Now, they aren’t really “super” foods. If you have sore muscles and eat some eggs, you aren’t going to automatically feel better but they will aid in the healing process. Aside from getting the right nutrients, it’s important to allow yourself some rest. Taking one to two days a week off heavy training will be very beneficial for body. If you are an exercise freak and need to get to the gym, take it easy. Do some light cardio or lift lighter. You really only experience soreness when you push yourself to your limits.

Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | May 5, 2012

Call us “Athletes”: Inspiration of the day.

This video makes me smile because it really shows the shift that has happened with women, especially younger women, and their attitude towards  sports/fitness: instead of living in the self-imposed box of behaving like delicate flowers,  women are allowing themselves to STEP UP and go hard.

In my lifetime, this change  has been really pronounced. As a little girl, I was among the first females to be allowed to play baseball in my local Little League. I was the only girl on my team and the only girl to work her way up  to the part of the system called the “majors.”  It was tough and I was literally heckled by some DADS (“get that girl off the field!”)  I was under serious pressure – girls were supposed to be cheerleaders not players -  and swimming upstream was hard, but I hung on because I wanted to play. I can’t imagine the women in this video having any comprehension of this. It’s not of their world, and that’s progress.  These women are doing their thing and are as strong as they want to be. They are way beyond being apologetic about it as they answer to no one but themselves. Love it.

They – or rather, we – don’t glow when we work out, we sweat. We don’t giggle and defer, we charge.  We don’t hold back, we BRING IT.

And so, to the fella in the gym who recently told me I work out like a man, you got it wrong.  I work out like an athlete.  xxoo Steph

Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | April 22, 2012

World’s Sexiest Fitness Retreats

Strike a (sexy?) pose at The Island ExperienceConcierge.com has thrown down the gauntlet and developed a list of World’s Sexiest Fitness Retreats. 

I don’t know if these places are necessarily “sexy” (though you’ll feel so good in your own skin, and so happy with your body after a visit, perhaps the word “sexy” does apply.) For me, I’d call the list “Steph’s favorite places and more spots she is dying to visit.” Check out Number 4, for example, The Island Experience (pictured here. I think it’s Daniel, one of the yogis who works there, in the image. Lordy.  I’ve climbed to that peak a few times, and just getting to the top a butt-kicker, let alone doing a “say what?!” Cirque Du Soleil move.) I like it so much I’ve been, um, 4 times!  (Hello, my name is Stephanie and I am an Island Experience addict…)  I’ve also been to Rancho La Puerta (slide 7 in the Concierge.com slideshow) and I can’t give it as rousing an endorsement -  more like an “eh.” I much prefer Green Valley for great hiking. But, hey, folks love it and perhaps it is your dream spot.

For me, any healthy vacation is pretty much a fab vacation. Just taking the time to quiet your mind and to let your muscles do their thing is such a relief and a delight.  I always come back from a fitness week away with bright eyes, glowing skin, a big smile and a better attitude. If happy is sexy, Concierge.com is right on.  So what’s your next feel-good adventure? Any great ideas? I’m thinking Tulum or Machu Picchu, though Utah sure has a gorgeous spots, too.  Gimme a holler – let’s go! xxxooo Steph


Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | March 18, 2012

Confessions of a Former InStyle Beauty Editor, Part 2

It's my perogative (to tell you): this Bobbi Brown stuff works

It's my perogative (to tell you): this Bobbi Brown stuff works

As I’ve mentioned before, I was a Beauty Editor at InStyle for years and it has taken me a while to rediscover any kind of girlie fascination with makeup after being buried in creams, potions and lipsticks so long (You’re soaking in it!, I’d laugh to myself…) I pretty much said goodbye to all that and moved over to Men’s Health to focus on abs and power foods and thought I’d never look back. That said,  every so often – and these moments are few and far between – I stumble upon a beauty product that makes me a believer again, and when I do I want to tell you about it (sorry male readers – this post is probably not for you.) Here goes: Bobbi Brown Moisture Rich Foundation SPF 15 rocks. I just got it and I’m impressed. It doesn’t look like war paint when I put it on,  and it gives my skin a dewy and smooth super-even look. (I wear Natural Tan, in case you’re wondering.)  I’m not at all into heavy makeup and this is the first foundation I’ve used that does not feel or look like a mask. In fact, I feel downright fresh-faced when I wear it. And those crazy circles under my eyes that appear when stress and deadlines come together to create a perfect storm of puffy redness? It tackles ‘em! So here’s to you, Bobbi. You’ve brought me around. In fact, I think I’m in love.

What do you love? What really works for you? There’s a lot of snake oil out there so if you’ve found something that rises above, tell tell tell. Thanks guys! xxoo Steph

Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | February 4, 2012

Bye Bye, Skinny Minnie. Hello, Bubble Girl.

Wow, check out this message attributed to Nike Women, though perhaps the product of someone’s fertile imagination. Either way, it is so, so, so right on! Love this, and one reason  it really strikes me is it illustrates a sea change in the pressure imposed on women to conform to an unrealistic, skinny standard. This gal looks great; she is strong, her body fat is low, and  yes, she has a bubble booty. Um, duh, that’s because she’s a woman and she’s built that way.

I remember when I was an editor at InStyle 10 years ago and had a startling conversation with one of the fashion editors there. She was saying she often hoped for a stomach bug as they are an excellent way to get extra skinny. Pardon me? I told her that sounded really unhealthy and…and she waved me off, saying “There is no such thing as too skinny. It’s fabulous.” Period. End of conversation.

Ralph Lauren ad from 2009. Lord above.

The fashion industry continues to support this thinking. Check out the infamous ad from Ralph Lauren (right) from 2009. The model was airbrushed so much she went from slim to anatomically impossible, and THIS was the image they placed in magazines and on billboards. Didn’t someone inside Ralph Lauren look at it before it was approved and say it looked a little funny (as in strange, not humorous)? No. To their fashion and marketing team, she looked GOOD. She looked ASPIRATIONAL.  It took an outpouring of disapproval from bloggers and other writers – and a lawsuit from the model! – to get Ralph Lauren to take down the ad. Victory. Let’s keep  images like this out of the mainstream media.

Okay, gotta go – off to Equinox to work out with Mez Alexandre, my killer trainer. I think Ralph Lauren Skeletor would last about ten seconds with him. I work out to get and stay strong, to feel alive. And yeah, if you happen to see me walk away, and if I happen to be wearing jeans, what can I say…bubble for days.  And I’m fine with that :)   xxoo Steph

Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | January 29, 2012

“Naked” Feet are Happy Feet: Great Gear Award

The Minimus Crosstrainer from New Balance. J'adore!

I am kind of in love with my new sneakers. They are my new favorite toy. The freakishly light (and very cute) Minimus CrossTrainer, $85, from New Balance has changed my workouts. Wearing them is like being barefoot in the gym without any of the grossness that would involve, which means that when you do kettle bell swings or balance exercises or even burpies and leaps, you really feel your feet connect with the floor. This makes balancing easier -  it makes everything more connected – than perching on top of a pound or two of the numb-you-out marshmallow padding that is the basis traditional running shoes.  And isn’t losing extra padding one of the aims of working out?

Bottom line: these shoes are a wake up call for your feet.  You suddenly remember you have arches, you have toes. Your calves activate, your quads activate. The best way to describe it is it brings an element of YOGA to weight training. You know that  great feeling when you do a tree pose and  feel your whole body act as one unit? That’s what you get. You feel light. You feel unfettered. You feel like you’re skinny dipping. And Zumba? Fuggetaboutit. LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Maybe these shoes are the gateway sneaker of the whole barefoot craze. I’m not ready to buy those kooky Vibram  FiveFingers shoes for running, but the notion is not as out-there as it once seemed.  Guess I’m hopping on the barefoot bandwagon. What can I say? If the shoe fits… xxooSteph

Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | January 22, 2012

Fueling Up for Cold Weather Exercise

The coldest day of my life - and one of the happiest - on top of Mount Kilimanjaro.

Oh baby, it’s cold outside, but that’s not an excuse for bailing on exercising. That said, you do need to make adjustments for lower temperatures if you venture out. Below is a great story about exercising outside in winter , posted on active.com.  Here are a few pointers from the piece:

  • You DO need extra calories to combat cold. Shivering, your body’s natural strategy of warming up by tensing and releases muscles to raise your body temp  (kind of like working out)  burns calories so make sure you have the fuel to do it.
  • Make sure you DRINK enough water. Winter can rob people of the feeling of thirst but don’t be fooled; your body still needs hydration. Yes, you don’t sweat as much as you do in the summer – sweating cools the body – BUT you will lose a lot of water just breathing in cold dry air. Your body acts like a humidifier and warms the air as it circulates through you.  Exhale, and the now- hydrated vapors are released.
  • Drinking cold liquids lowers your body temperature and adds to your chill. If you are skiing or hiking, carry your CamelPack inside your jacket so you’re not sipping on freezing slush as you shush. (Here’s an idea:  road test this theory on a  great crosscountry  skiing daytrip. )

So enjoy but button up! And when you’re done, have some hot chocolate – with all the calories you’ll be burning, you can afford it. xxoo Steph

WINTER AND EXERCISE By Nancy Clark, MS, RD

Some athletes embrace winter’s chill as a welcome change from exercising in summer’s heat. But others complain about hating cold weather.

If that’s your stance, remember that exercising with proper nutrition (and layers of dry clothing) offers the opportunity to chase away the chills.

After all, an aerobic workout can increase your metabolism by seven to 10 times above the resting level.

This means that if you were to exercise hard for an hour and dissipate no heat, you could raise your body temperature from 98.6 to 140 degrees F. (You’d cook yourself in the process!)

In the summer, your body sweats heavily to dissipate this heat. But in the winter, the warmth helps you survive in a cold environment. Runners can enjoy a tropical environment in their running suit within minutes of starting exercise.

Because food provides the fuel needed to generate this heat, the right sports diet is particularly important for skiers, skaters, runners and other athletes who are exposed to extreme cold.

This article addresses some common questions and concerns about winter and nutrition and offers tips to help you enjoy the season.

For safety’s sake, winter athletes should always carry with them some source of fuel in case of an unexpected slip on the ice or other incident that leaves them static in a frigid environment.

Winter campers, for example, commonly keep a supply of dried fruit, chocolate or cookies near by for fuel if they wake up cold in the middle of the night. You want to have an emergency energy bar tucked in your pocket, just in case.

Why do I feel hungrier in the winter than in the summer?

A drop in body temperature stimulates the appetite and you experience hunger. Hence, if you become chilled during winter exercise (or when swimming at any time of year, for that matter), you’ll likely find yourself searching for food.

Eating “stokes the furnace,” generates heat, and helps warm your body.

Food’s overall warming effect is known as thermogenesis (that is, “heat making”). Thirty to 60 minutes after you eat, your body generates about 10 percent more heat than when you have an empty stomach.

This increased metabolism stems primarily from energy released during digestion. Hence, eating not only provides fuel but also increases heat production (warmth).

Do I burn more calories when I exercise in the cold?

Cold weather itself does not increase calorie needs. You don’t burn extra calories unless your body temperature drops and you start to shiver. (And remember: The weather can actually be tropical inside your exercise outfit.)

Your body does use a considerable amount of energy to warm and humidify the air you breathe when you exercise in the cold.

For example, if you were to burn 600 calories while cross-country skiing for an hour in 0-degree F weather, you may use about 23 percent of those calories to warm the inspired air.

In summer, you would have dissipated this heat via sweat. In winter, you sweat less.

If you are wearing a lot of winter gear, you will burn a few more calories to carry the extra weight of layers of clothes, or skis, boots, heavy parka, snow shoes, etc. The Army allows 10 percent more calories for the heavily clad troops who exercise in the cold.

But the weight of extra clothing on, let’s say, winter runners, is generally minimal.

Why do I find myself shivering when I get cold?

Shivering is involuntary muscle tensing that generates heat and offers a warming effect. When you first become slightly chilled (such as when watching a football game outdoors), you’ll find yourself doing an isometric type of muscle tensing that can increase your metabolic rate two to four times.

As you get further chilled, you’ll find yourself hopping from foot to foot and jumping around. This is Nature’s way to get you to generate heat and warm your body.

If you become so cold that you start to shiver, these vigorous muscular contractions generate lots of heat–perhaps 400 calories per hour.

Such intense shivering quickly depletes your muscle glycogen stores and drains your energy. This is when you’ll be glad you have some emergency food in your pocket!

What’s a big nutritional mistake winter athletes make?

Failing to drink enough fluids is a major problem among winter athletes–hockey players, skiers, runners and winter hikers alike. Cold blunts the thirst mechanism; you’ll feel less thirsty despite significant sweat loss (if you overdress), to say nothing of respiratory fluid loss.

That is, winter athletes need to consciously consume fluids to replace the water that gets lost via breathing. When you breathe in cold, dry air, your body warms and humidifies that air. As you exhale, you lose significant amounts of water.

Some winter athletes purposefully skimp on fluids because urinating can be problematic–too much hassle to shed layers of clothing (ski suit, hockey gear, snow pants, etc.) Yet, dehydration hurts performance and is one cause of failed mountaineering adventures.

What’s best to eat to warm myself up?

If you become chilled by the winter weather, as can easily happen if you:

  • Wear sweaty, wet clothing that drains body heat
  • Fail to wear a hat (30 to 40 percent of body heat can get lost through the head)
  • Drink icy water (from a water bottle kept on your bike or outside pocket of your backpack when winter hiking)

… the best way to warm yourself up is to consume warm carbohydrates–hot cocoa, mulled cider, steaming soup, as well as oatmeal, chili, or pasta. The warm food, added to the thermogenic effect of eating, contributes to rapid recovery.

In comparison, cold foods and fluids chill your body. Research subjects who ate a big bowl of ice cream in five minutes experienced a drop in fingertip temperature of 2 degrees F in the first five minutes, 5 degrees in 15 minutes.

In summer, this cooling effect is desirable, but in winter, hot foods are the better way to warm yourself. Bring out the thermos of soup!

Why do I gain weight in the winter?

Some people eat more because they are bored and less active. Instead of playing tennis, they are eating mindlessly in front of the TV.

For others, the change of seasons has a marked affect upon their mood (known as seasonal affective disorder, or SAD). Changes in brain chemicals increase carbohydrate cravings and the desire to eat more.

Holiday temptations also contribute to weight gain. A study of 195 people indicates they gained on average 0.8 pounds in the six weeks between Thanksgiving and New Year’s.

Overweight and obese people gained even more, with about 14 percent of the group gaining more than 5 pounds. The problem is, very few of the subjects lost those holiday pounds.

Hence, yearly holiday weight gain–that’s 8 pounds in 10 years–becomes a major contributor to America’s obesity problem.

One weight-management solution is to stay active in the winter. By investing in proper clothing, you’ll be able to stay warm from head to toe. You’ll benefit from not only being able to enjoy exercise but also from sunlight–a good way to battle winter depression (and attempts to cheer yourself up with food).

Winter exercise is an asset for managing health, weight and the winter blues. The tricks are to dress right, fuel well, prevent dehydration–and you’ll stay warm!

Copyright Nancy Clark, MS, RD

Posted by: Stephanie Tuck | January 7, 2012

To Gym or Not To Gym?

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 photo: Everett Collection Jerry Lewis in “Cinderfella”
Below is my favorite story about the mad rush to join a gym this time of year. It ran in the Wall Street Journal on January 6 and it’s not only humorous, it tells it like it is. Gyms can take some deciphering – they can feel like visiting a foreign country  until you get the hang of their respective and unique cultures, and a sense of humor definitely helps. Every January, gym memberships spike as millions of couch potatoes swear that this will be the year for them to get fit.  By February, the crowd has usually dissipated.
I am a bit of a gym rat – just can’t shake my Zumba addiction and my love of working out, hard, with great trainers – but hey, the gym may not be for everybody. There are lots of cool ways to work out at home: DVD’s, Wii, podcasts and on. The DailyBurn is a cool digital platform (website, app)  that you subscribe to and it sends you personalized workouts every day that are constantly being updated, from yoga to kick boxing to weight training, so you won’t get bored. Or how about this: my building has a treadmill and maybe you have one at home, too – if you  like junky TV shows like The Bachelor or any of the Real Housewives shows (FINE, I enjoy them – I am not proud) don’t just sit on the couch and while away the hours feeling superior to the ladies you see on the screen, watch while jogging or walking with an incline. BAM! You’ll  get lost in the crazy behavior (“batshit crazy,” is how one friend described the new season on  hopefuls on The Bachelor,  and I can’t disagree, but I do wonder how “batshit” became a descriptor for levels of psychological health …any ideas anyone?) and the miles will roll away. Best part: you won’t feel like you just lost time you’ll never get back when you savor the details of Kim Kardashian’s fake marriage as you actually did something good for yourself.
But back to the beginning. The WSJ piece below made me laugh so check it out. Happy New Year, everyone. Here’s to a wonderful, happy, fit and love-filled 2012. To read more about gym culture – kind of an interesting topic -  check out this and this. xxoo S

The 27 Rules of Conquering the Gym

By JASON GAYColumnist's name

This is the time of year when even people who hate the gym think about going to the gym. Many of us are still digesting whole floors of gingerbread houses, and jeans that fit comfortably in October are now a denim humiliation.

Sweating is a good way to begin 2012. Exercise, like dark chocolate and office meetings that suddenly get canceled, is a proven pathway to nirvana. But if you’re going to join a gym—or returning to the gym after a long hibernation—consider the following:

1. A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.

2. Give yourself a goal. Maybe you want to lose 10 pounds. Maybe you want to quarterback the New York Jets into the playoffs. But be warned: Losing 10 pounds is hard.

The New Year’s push to lose weight is bringing crowds to gyms. Jason Gay offers tips to conquering the gym. Photo: Getty Images.

3. Develop a gym routine. Try to go at least three times a week. Do a mix of strength training and cardiovascular conditioning. After the third week, stop carrying around that satchel of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.

4. No one in the history of gyms has ever lost a pound while reading “The New Yorker” and slowly pedaling a recumbent bicycle. No one.

5. Bring your iPod. Don’t borrow the disgusting gym headphones, or use the sad plastic radio attachment on the treadmill, which always sounds like it’s playing Kenny Loggins from a sewer.

6. Don’t fall for gimmicks. The only tried-and-true method to lose 10 pounds in 48 hours is food poisoning.

7. Yes, every gym has an overenthusiastic spinning instructor who hasn’t bought a record since “Walking on Sunshine.”

8. There’s also the Strange Guy Who is Always at the Gym. Just when you think he isn’t here today…there he is, lurking by the barbells.

9. “Great job!” is trainer-speak for “It’s not polite for me to laugh at you.”

10. Beware a hip gym with a Wilco step class.

11. Gyms have two types of members: Members who wipe down the machines after using them, and the worst people in the universe.

12. Nope, that’s not a “recovery energy bar with antioxidant dark chocolate.” That’s a chocolate bar.

13. Avoid Unsolicited Advice Guy, who, for the small fee of boring you to death, will explain the proper method for any exercise in 45 minutes or longer.

14. You can take 10 Minute Abs, 20 Minute Abs, and 30 Minute Abs. There is also Stop Eating Pizza and Eating Sheet Cake Abs—but that’s super tough!

15. If you’re motivated to buy an expensive home exercise machine, consider a “wooden coat rack.” It costs $40, uses no electricity and does the exact same thing.

16. There’s the yoga instructor everyone loves, and the yoga instructor everyone hates. Memorize who they are.

17. If you see an indoor rock climbing wall, you’re either in a really cool gym or a romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson.

18. Be cautious about any class with the words “sunrise,” “hell,” or “Moby.”

19. If a gym class is going to be effective, it’s hard. If you’re relaxed and enjoying yourself, you’re at brunch.

20. If you need to bring your children, just let them loose in the silent meditation class. Nobody minds, and kids love candles.

21. Don’t buy $150 sneakers, $100 yoga pants, and $4 water. Muscle shirts are for people with muscles, and rhythm guitarists.

22. Fancy gyms can be seductive, but once you get past the modern couches and fresh flowers and the water with lemon slices, you’re basically paying for a boutique hotel with B.O.

23. Everyone sees you secretly racing the old people in the pool.

24. If you’re at the point where you’ve bought biking shoes for the spinning class, you may as well go ahead and buy an actual bike. It’s way more fun and it doesn’t make you listen to C+C Music Factory.

25. Fact: Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 and 0 calories.

26. A successful gym membership is like a marriage: If it’s good, you show up committed and ready for hard work. If it’s not good, you show up in sweatpants and watch a lot of bad TV.

27. There is no secret. Exercise and lay off the fries. The end.

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